dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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