remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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