Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
