So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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