I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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