Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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