and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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