Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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