is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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