Me. At least after what I've been through.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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