i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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