The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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