I want to stick my p in your. b.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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