I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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