ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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