I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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