I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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