We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
high people should be assigned attendants
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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