i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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