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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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