my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
