U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
