I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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