susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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