I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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