Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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