Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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