ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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