do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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