I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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