Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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