Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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