I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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