So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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