my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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