ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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