Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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