I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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