So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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