I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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