I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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