STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
