i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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