she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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