Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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