Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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