let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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