His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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