i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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