I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have aggressive nipples.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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