I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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