He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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