I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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