The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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