Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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