Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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