I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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