Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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